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Joe.
Talk shit get hit.
best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.
I don’t understand why you would gif this scene but cut off the actual verbal bitch slap.
Viscount: [angrily] “Sir, you will find the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!”
Joe: [stonefaced] “Perhaps. But it’s in your eyes.”
I CAN STOP LAUGHING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
adz:
Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:my cat does this before he pukes
that comment just absolutely took me out
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F****ING
Someone twisted this Jewish family’s menorah into the shape of a swastika
Naomi Ellis and her her husband Seth spent Friday morning — the morning after the sixth night of Hanukkah — trying to explain to their three young sons why someone had vandalized the menorah the family had put out on their yard by twisting the metal pieces into the shape of a swastika.The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah on the front lawn of their home in Chandler, Arizona, because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas, the Washington Post reported. Read more.The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah… because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas.
This is America in the 21st century. Please reblog, even if you’re not Jewish. Especially if you’re not Jewish. Spread awareness and let your Jewish followers know that we’re not alone.
via reddit.com
Me: okay but how weird could this bird actually be
Oh
Huh
They are perfect and I love them.
the ass clencher ghost nightmare i had a few nights ago
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How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.
Amazing
Science always blows my mind.
- Only move at dusk and dawn.
- Cover yourself. The sun is an old and angry thing.
- Try not to leave tracks.
- Not all that is visible is real.
- Not all that is real is visible.
- When you start hearing the voices of the dead, settle down and do not move. They will pass you by.
- Do not approach caravans.
- Dreams had in the desert are either prophetic or real. Decide wisely which to believe.
- There are no wolves here. You will hear them anyway.
- Never rest in the bottom of a dune valley.
- Do not speak to anything that has not proven itself to be human.
- When the sand shakes, run.
- Cover your mouth. The sand will coat your lungs.
- Seeing things in the day is not a problem. Seeing things at night should be.
- Never play the flute.
- Always carry a sack of sugar for hungry things.
- You are meat. Do not forget this fact.
- If there is something in your periphery, do not look at it. It wants you to.
- Dig yourself into the ground in a sandstorm. The wind will take you away.
- The flames are not real.
- The shadows are not real.
- Never close your tent flap all the way. It is impolite.
- Never let your lantern go out.
- The ancient have no love for the young.
- Do not drink water offered to you.
- Do not watch the dancers. They will trick you.
- There should be no clouds. If there are, move until they disappear.
- Travel alone. You will invariably lose your companions.
- Someone will cry out for help. Do not follow the voice.
- The murmurs of veiled ones are to be disregarded.
More guides
My sleepy brain read this as “serving a dessert” and I got to the sixth one before I realized something was up.
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So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?
…that’s cheating!
HOLY SHIT
That is some DELIBERATELY EVIL data representation. Where is the super villain that designed this fucking graph?
“Okay murders spiked by like well over 1000% but if we turn the graph THIS way, it’s like they went DOWN! HOORAYYYY!!!”
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I love how the dog is so delightfully cheerful while the horse is like “Mrs haversham killed me”
Your comment just made me cry laughing
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